December 2007
53 posts
Funny New Year Resolutions in Pictures →
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.” -...
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Scratch that. THIS one is my favorite song from the soundtrack…made me cry very hard - for obvious reasons. Marcy Anne
P.S. I Love You soundtrack. Purchased. This song from the Pogues is my favorite.
Pi to 1,000,000 places →
Some Useful Condescending Phrases →
Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care. I like...
Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. Others have been...
– HolyJuan
The Vile Marketer's Gingerbread Pirate Ship →
Enjoy the Flickr photo set of the building of…and final Gingerbread Pirate Ship masterpiece. Unfortunately, we did not win as we were sabotaged by the addition of a spiced gumdrop secretly placed in our ocean of jello just prior to the judging! Spiced gumdrops were specifically forbidden in the competition since they are banned by the FDA for taste reasons.
The Condiment Packet Gallery →
This fascinates me since I myself took a picture of my hot sauce packet from Taco Bell the other day — I’ll have to post the pic tomorrow when I upload them from my camera. Wait for it.
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.”...
– Kiss My Glass Designs—Fused, Dichroic Glass Art & Jewelry
Logo-palooza →
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays...]
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
Dennis: (interrupting) Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: SHUT UP!
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP! [Grabs Dennis]
Dennis: Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: SHUT UP!
Dennis: Oh, come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Arthur: (muttering) Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressin' me? You saw it, didn't you?
Hollywood with no makeup →
Just move your mouse over the pics… Yikes! Make up and photo touch up work are these celebs 2 best friends!
Since U Been Gone
How can I put it, you put me on I even fell for that stupid love song Yeah, yeah, since you been gone How come I'd never hear you say I just wanna be with you Guess you never felt that way But since you been gone I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah, yeah Thanks to you, now I get, I get what I want Since you been gone You had your chance, you blew it Out of sight, out of mind...
If you haven’t found something strange during the day, it hasn’t...
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The Really Truly Hillary Gallery →
They’re just missing the Dramatic Chipmunk look-a-like shot from UN
Eat yummy ballz! →